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Oct

Ready-made resolutions for interneters – 1998

Stop neglecting children; at least learn their names & birthdays

Read all of the mail from all of the groups Ive subscribed to

Limit my subscriptions of e-mail jokes to a maximum of fifty

See if theres anything on those 5 1/4 disks really worth saving

Back-up 5 gig hard drive weekly; well, maybe at least monthly

Not rush to any ftp site as soon as I hear of a new Beta

Insist that all ten best lists be strictly limited to ten

Not buy magazines with AOL disks just to get another 1.44MB disk

Answer Snail Mail with the same enthusiasm & promptness as e-mail

Spend less than two hours a day on the Web; on new sites anyway

Promise when I hear Where do you want to go today ? I wont laugh

Think of a password other than password to use on web sites

Try to keep Hot Bookmarks under 1,000 entries

Remember people who use low baud and mhz rates have feelings too

Stop using =-) in all inter-office memos

Start deleting stuff I havent used in over 5 years

Engage in small talk & not mention computers for at least 10 minutes

Try to think up some new resolutions before next year

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