Reasons Dates Have Given For Standing Someone Up

I showed up early and decided I just didnt feel like going out after all, so I went home before you arrived.

My dog died.

My neighbors bird died, and I had to console my neighbor.

I figured that probably wasnt your real picture, so I didnt bother coming over.

I overslept.

I took the wrong freeway exit and got lost, and after 40 minutes, I gave up, turned around, and went home.

I know I said Id be at home at 8:00 P.M., but I went out to a movie at 6:00 P.M. and had such a good time out after meeting some friends at the movie that I forgot all about our date and went out to dinner with them.

I had the address, but forgot which city you lived in.

Yesterday was the last day of my vacation, so I went two-stepping and ran into my ex there, and we fell in love again during a slow dance, so I cant date you any more, but Id still like us to be friends.

My roommate overdosed and I had to take him to the emergency room.