Reasons why to stop writing a paper and go to bed

After three cups of coffee I cant stop singing that Bonanza song (this part, sadly, has really happened)
Elvis just delivered the morning paper
My paper is 23 pages of All Work And No Play Makes Jack A Dull Boy.
I have to go to bed so I can be rested when I get up in 20 minutes
What good is an edjucations, anyway
Did I write that?
Hmm… Europe would be nice this time of year
Ive failed myself as a journalist because I dont like Edward Murrow. I might as well quit while Im ahead
Then again, I at least I dont look like Ed Murrow
Where is Europe?

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