Redneck Jokes joke #10987

Things Never Said By a Redneck…

1. Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams.

2. Checkmate.

3. Shes too young to be wearing a bikini.

4. Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?

5. Hey, heres an episode of Hee Haw that we havent seen.

6. I dont have a favorite college team.

7. Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side.

8. I believe you cooked those green beans too long.

9. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darla.

10. Nope, no more for me. Im drivin tonight.

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