Redneck Jokes joke #10989

Things Never Said By a Redneck…

1. Wrasslins fake.

2. Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?

3. Were vegetarians.

4. Do you think my gut is too big?

5. Ill have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.

6. Honey, we dont need another dog.

7. Whos Richard Petty?

8. Give me the small bag of pork rinds.

9. Too many deer heads detract from the decor.

10. Spittin is such a nasty habit.

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