You might be a Redneck if…

Your momma has ever stomped into the house and announced, The feud is back on!

There is a gun rack on your bicycle.

Your wedding was held in the delivery room.

Your soap on a rope doubles as an air freshener.

Your wifes hairdo attracts bees.

Your babys first words are Attention K-Mart shoppers.

The antenna on your truck is a danger to low flying airplanes.

Your primary source of income is the pawn shop.

You picked your teeth from a catalog.

Youve ever financed a tattoo.