On the eve of her wedding, the bride-to-be confessed to her best friend that she was worried about her husband finding out that she wasnt a virgin.

No problem, said the friend. Just go out and buy yourself a nice piece of liver and put it up inside you just before you have sex. Youll feel nice and tight and hell never know the difference.

She went ahead and followed her friends advice.

On her wedding night, she and her new husband went wild. They did it in the tub, they did it on the floor, they did it just about everywhere.

The bride woke up the next morning and found her new hubby was gone and all that was left was a note that read:

Sweetheart, I love you very much. I feel terrible about what has happened. I cant go on after this, and I know now that we can never have a life together.

Goodbye darling.

P.S: …Your pussy is in the refrigerator!