Rookie Officer

A rookie officer pulled over a guy who was speeding.

officer:May I see your license?

Man:It is not valid.It has been revoked 5 times.

officer:Well then can I please see the registration to the car?

Man:this is not my car.I carjacked it.

Officer:Well open up the glove box and let me see who it is regitered to.

Man:I cant open up the glove box,it has my loaded gun in there

About this time the officer is reaching for his gun.

Officer:Well what do you have a gun in the glove box for?

Man:Oh, I used to kill my wife who is stuffed in the trunk.

The officer goes over and calls for backup.The police chief comes over and says,

Chief:Let me get this straight, you are driving on a license that has been revoked 5 times?

Man: No, Here, take a look,

And sure enough it was valid

Chief:Okay,but you carjacked this car?

Man:No it is my car.Let me get the registration out of the glove box and show you.

Chief:But dont you have a loaded gun in there ?


And sure enough there was no gun in there and the car belonged to the man.

Chief:Well it is my understanding that you shot your wife and she is in the trunk.

Man:No,let me open it for you.

And sure enough there was nobody in the trunk.

Man: And let me guess,The lying son-of-a-gun probably told you I was speeding too!

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