The kings of Spain, France, and England all stand on stage together in front of their nations all ready to see who of the three has the largest penis.

The king of Spain takes his out and as they all see the impressive proportions all the Spanish people shout: Viva Espania!

The king of France is next and as his is even larger, all the French scream: Vive la France!

Next comes the king of England, and just as he drops his pants and takes his out, everyone exclaims: God save the Queen!