An ultra orthodox Jewish couple gets invited to a wedding, but are very puzzled by the invitation.

Joel, what does RSVP mean?

Frida, im not quite sure. i think it has to do with something about bringing beer.

no, thats byob.

oh, right. than i think its something about myob.

thats mind your own business, honey!

oh, right, its something about using too much viagra!

Frida didnt answer back, because that just didnt require an answer.

Frida thought long and hard over the next few weeks, and finally came up with the most ethical answer she could think of.

Joel! i finally found out what RSVP means! Remember! Supply Vedding Present.

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