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Rudolph Got Run Over by my Grandma

just as he arrived on Christmas Day

She had gotten sick and tired of hearin

that song where she gets trampled by a sleigh.

Shed been listening to the radio

and she nearly lost her breath

yellin cuss words at the DJ

for playin that song where she gets hooved to death.

So she set out on the warpath

there was evil in her eye

she said Im gonna find that reindeer

and by golly, one of us is gonna die!

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Rudolph Got Run Over by my Grandma

just as he arrived on Christmas Day

She had gotten sick and tired of hearin

that song where she gets trampled by a sleigh.

Santa Claus had made a landing

on the new expressway

Grandma was doin 120

with her headlights pointed straight at Santas sleigh.

Twas an awful sound of impact

Grandma really nailed him good

There were hoofprints on her windshield

and a pair of ripped-off antlers on her hood

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Rudolph Got Run Over by my Grandma

just as he arrived on Christmas Day

She had gotten sick and tired of hearin

that song where she gets trampled by a sleigh.

Guess well all be missing Rudolph

in the winter when it snows

but now hes up in reindeer heaven

with a Buick logo stamped into his nose.

But theres no regret from Grandma

as she drove away, she sneered,

and then she hollered out the window

Merry Christmas to all, and to all, a FLAT DEER!

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Rudolph Got Run Over by my Grandma

just as he arrived on Christmas Day

She had gotten sick and tired of hearin

that song where she gets trampled by a sleigh.