25
Nov

Ruin Sorbees

The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest
and room-service at a fine Japanese hotel.

Room Service (RS): Morny. Ruin sorbees.

Guest (G): Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service.

RS: Rye..Ruin sorbees..morny! Djewish to odor sunteen??

G: Uh, yes… Id like some bacon and eggs.

RS: Ow July den?

G: What?

RS: Ow July den? Pry, boy, pooch?

G: Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please.

RS: Ow July dee bayhcem–crease?

G: Crisp will be fine.

RS: Hokay. An san tos?

G: What?

RS: San tos. July San tos?

G: I dont think so

RS: No? Judo one toes??

G: I feel really bad about this, but I dont know what
judo one toes means.

RS: Toes! toes! Why djew don juan toes? Ow bow singlish
mopping we bother?

G: English muffin! Ive got it! You were saying Toast.
Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine.

RS: We bother?

G: No, just put the bother on the side.

RS: Wad?

G: I mean butter–just put it on the side.

RS: Copy?

G: Sorry?

RS: Copy, tea, mill?

G: Yes. Coffee please, and thats all.

RS: One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease
baychem, tossy singlish mopping we bother honey sigh,
and copy–rye?

G: Whatever you say.

RS: Tendjewberrymud.

G: Youre welcome.

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