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A vampire walks into a bar and asked the bartender for a glass of blood. The bartender goes out and butchers a pig, gets a glass of blood and serves it to the vampire. The vampire drinks it, pays his tab and then leaves.
Next night, vampire walks into a bar and asked the bartender for a glass of blood. The bartender goes out and butchers a pig, gets a glass of blood and serves it to the vampire. The vampire drinks it, pays his tab and then leaves.
Third night vampire walks into the bar asks the bartender for a glass of water, Bartender says to the vampire Im sorry sir, I don;t mean to be rude but your a vampire correct. Vampire answers yes, Bartender says well, the last 2 nights you have came in here and asked fror a glass of blood. What makes you want a glass of blood tonight?
Vampire pulls out a tamponand says tea time

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