Saying Grace.

Heard this on an NPR distinguished speaker lecture this afternoon:

This Christian was thrown into the ring with a lion. Terrified, he fell
on his knees and started praying. At the same time the lion dropped down
on its knees and started praying too. The Christian, overjoyed, exclaimed,
Thank God! Another Christian! To which the lion replied, I dont know
about you, but Im saying Grace.

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