School Daze

One day a nursery school teacher says to the class, Who can

use the word DEFINITELY in a sentence?

A little girl jumps up and says… The sky is definitely

blue! The teacher

replies, Oh Sorry Amy, but the sky can

also be gray, or orange…

A little boy quickly says…Trees are definitely green!

Teacher replies,

Oh Sorry Michael, but in the autumn the

trees change color…

Little Johnny from the back of the class stands up and shouts,

Does a fart have lumps?

The teacher looks horrified and says, Johnny! Of course


Then I have DEFINITELY shit my pants!

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