Sean Connery

Sean Connery goes to lunch with his business manager.

He excuses himself to go to the bathroom. A few minutes later he comes back, and the front of his pants are all wet.

His business manager says, Sean, whats the story? Do you need an
operation or something?

Sean Connery says, No, its just that every time I go into a public
restroom, and Im taking a piss, the guy next to me always turns towards
me and says,
Hey! Are you Sean Connery?

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