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Sexual Progression (regression?)

Smurf Sex: this happens during the honeymoon; you both keep doing it until youre blue in the face.
Kitchen Sex: this is at the beginning of the marriage; youll have sex anywhere, anytime. Hence, also in the kitchen.
Bedroom Sex: youve calmed down a bit, perhaps have kids, so you gotta do it in the bedroom.
Hallway Sex: this is where you pass each other in the hallway and say, Fuck you!
Courtroom Sex. This is when you get divorced and your wife fucks you in front of everyone in court.

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