18
Apr

Shooting Cans!

A guy walks into a gun shop to buy a gun.

Can I help you sir?, asked the shopkeeper.

Ah, yes…I want to buy a .44 Magnum please.

The shopkeeper informs the man that the .44 is a very powerful gun, and asks the customer what hes going to use it for.

The man replies, I want to shoot cans!

What? Cans! You dont need a .44 to shoot cans sir, a much smaller gun would do, advised the shopkeeper.

The customer has enough and finally says, Shut up and give me the dang .44 Mag…I want to shoot AmeriCans, MexiCans, and AfriCans!

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