Hung Chow calls in to work and says, Hey, boss
I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache,
stomachache and my legs hurt. I not come work.
The boss says, You know Hung Chow, I really need
you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife
and tell her give me sex. Makes everything better
and I can go to work. You try.
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again: Boss, I
do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon.
You got nice house.