Signs Youre A Lousy Cook

Your family automatically heads for the table every time
they hear a fire siren.

Anyone has ever broken a tooth eating your homemade yogurt.

Your kids know what peas porridge in a pot nine days old
tastes like.

Your son goes outside to make mud pies, the rest of the family
grabs forks and follows him.

Your kids favorite drink is Alka-Seltzer.

You have to buy 25 pounds of dog food twice a week for
your toy poodle.

Your kids got even with the neighborhood bully by inviting
him over for dinner.

Your kids got suspended from school for trying to smuggle
toxic waste in their lunch bags.

Your spouse refers to the smoke detector as the oven timer.

No matter what you do to it, the gravy still turns bright purple.

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