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- Category: Animal
- Soup you dont want to eat.
- $500 Porsche
- 10 reasons why a dog doesnt use a computer!
- 12 Shots
- 19 Things NOT to say to the police officer
- 2 ANIMALS TALK
- 747 Full of Lawyers
- 911
- 99 Click
- <br><b>Patient:</b> I think Im a
- A Blonde with Earrings
- A bottle of laughs
- A box of marriage
- A Brief History Of Medicine
- A Bunnys Wish
- A burglar is in big trouble
- A cat goes to Heaven
- A cats dictionary
- A cats dream come true
- A Cats Guide To Human Beings
- A cats work out
- A Childs Prayer
- A duck walked into a feed store...
- A Farmer and His Cow
- A Few Good Lawyers
- A frog calls a psychic
- A game of animal football
- A good chess player
- A Kiss
- A Kittens Prayer
- A Mother Cow
- A Nutty Game
- A Panda walks into a bar...
- a parrot on a plane
- A proper burial for the goldfish
- A Real Watch Dog
- A Real Watch Dog
- A Side Order of Blondes
- A snail buys a fast new car
- ABCs
- Accident
- Act
- Actual Medical Chart Notes
- Adventures in Disneyland
- After You
- Alexander and Kermit
- Alexander and Kermit
- Alligator Shoes
- Alligator Shoes
- Alsheimers
- American Technology
- An Amazing Connection With God
- An amazing talking dog
- An Intelligent Dog
- Angel
- Animal feet
- Animals in the Fridge!
- Animals in the Fridge!
- Anteaters
- Apple and Worm
- Arent You Sorry?
- Arm Troubles
- Artificial Intelligence in a Bottle
- Assisted Suicide
- Baby Balloon
- Baby bear wants to live somewhere else
- Baby Chickens
- Baby Turtle
- Back in Court
- Back In The Days
- Bad Blondes, Whatcha Gonna Do?
- Bad dog
- Bad Dog!
- Bad Parrot
- Banana Peel
- Bang! Im Blonde!
- Baptism Is Not for Everyone
- Bar... Duckman
- Bar... Duckman
- Bar... Giraffe
- Bar... Grasshopper
- Bar... Grasshopper
- Bar... Monkey
- Bar... Talking Dog
- Barnyard Poem
- Bear and Deer
- Bear and Toilet
- Bear in Bar
- Bear on a Rampage
- Bear with no socks
- Beautiful?
- Bee Milky
- Beer Nuts vs. Deer Nuts
- Beethovens Chicken
- Bells on Cows
- Big Bomber
- Big Noses
- Big Testicles
- Bigfoot and Blonde
- Bilingual Dog
- Bill Gate - God
- Bill Gates in Hell
- Bill The Duck
- Bird vs. Fly
- Bird vs. Fly
- Birdie Poem
- Birdie Poem
- Bishop And The Ass
- BIZARRE REAL LIFE ANIMAL LAWS
- Black And White
- Blind Bunny, Meet Blind Snake
- blond joke
- Blonde and Goldfish
- Blonde and Goldfish
- Blonde Bird Watcher
- Blonde Counting Sheep
- Blonde Counting Sheep
- Blonde Horse Sense
- Blonde Horses
- Blonde Horses Around
- Blonde NASA Engineer
- Blonde Test
- Blondog
- Blubber trouble
- BMW & a Porcupine
- Bovine Hijinx
- Boy Sees Elephant
- Bozos Big Beautiful Ass
- Broken Cage
- Bubble Blowing Duckies
- Buffalo
- Bugs End
- Bugs Mind
- Bull Grapevine
- Bull Talk
- Bunnies and Carrots
- Bye-Bye Doggie
- Bzzzz
- C-ing I Dog
- Caling in sick
- Camel
- Carrots
- Carrots
- Cat Codes
- Cat Heaven
- Cat Hospital
- Cat in the Way
- Cat in the Way
- Cat On A Hot Tin Roof
- Cat On A Hot Tin Roof
- Cat Quiz for Cats
- Cat Quiz for Humans
- Cat technical support problems
- Catching A Rabbit
- Catching polar bears
- Catching Rabbits
- Cats -- Now And Forever
- Cats Prayer
- Centipede
- Charging Elephant
- CHEST
- Chicken
- Chicken and the Egg
- Chicken Chat
- Chicken Engineering at Its Finest
- Chicken Joke: Dirty!
- Chicken on the Football Field
- Chicken Wire & Duct Tape
- Chinese dog treat
- Chores on the Farm
- Christmas Carol Parrot
- Christmas Carol Parrot
- Christmas Carol Parrot
- Circus Elephant
- Clinton Hijinx
- Clinton Hijinx
- Clinton n Buddy
- Closed Bulls Eyes
- Closed Bulls Eyes
- Clown fish
- Comfortable
- Comfortable
- Confusion
- cow
- Cow and Her Apples
- Cow or Tractor
- Cow Pat Lip Gloss
- Cow Priced Like A Car
- Cow Reflexes
- Cow Riddle
- cows
- Cows In Government
- Cows In Government
- Cricket
- Crossed
- Curious George
- Cutest Baby Chicks Ever
- Dangerous Squirrels
- Dead Ant
- Dead dog
- Dead Dog
- Dead Pussy
- Dead Rabbit
- Dead Rabbit
- Defense Lawyers Good News
- Definition of Marriage
- Degrees of the Law
- Dictionary
- Did you hear...
- Did you hear...
- Difference between cats and dogs
- Dinosaurs
- dirty
- Doe in the Woods
- Dog
- Dog and Fox
- Dog Days
- Dog life...
- Dog life...
- Dog Named Mypenis
- Dog Property Laws
- Dog Rules
- Dog Rules
- Dog story
- Dog story
- Dog vs. Fox
- Doggie No Legs
- Dogs and fleas
- Dogs and fleas
- Dogs n Light Bulbs
- Donald Duck
- Donkey
- Donkey Compliment
- Dont Mess with the Judge
- Down and dirty!
- Dragging Their Feet
- Drinking buddies
- duck
- Duck Joke
- Duck shopper
- ducks
- DUCKS OR PLUCKS?
- Dumb Crooks Roundup
- Eating a bald eagle
- Egg-Laying
- Elephant and Man
- Elephant Fall Into a Deep Pit
- Elephant in a chair
- Elephant Jokes Eight
- Elephant One Liners
- Elephant Riddles Seven
- Elephant vs Ants Soccer Game
- Elephant With Thorn
- Energizer Bunny arrested!
- Engineering In Hell
- Ernie the Hamster
- F1-Help
- Farmer
- Farmer Joe and his Mule
- Farmer Joe and his Mule
- Fish On The Wall
- Fish says, "Duuuuude!"
- Fishy
- Fleas
- Floppy
- Fly Away
- Football Fan To The Rescue
- Football Wedding
- For Bird Lovers!
- For Cat Lovers.
- Four Men and Their Dogs
- FROG
- Frog
- frog having oral sex
- Frog Loan
- Get Away From my Deer!
- Gethimoffameorillsue
- Good Doggie
- Good Patient
- Goose & Lawyer
- Gorilla Capture
- Gorilla Capture
- Gorilla in a Tree
- Gorilla Nostrils
- Gorilla up a tree
- Got Any Grapes?
- Got Any Grapes?
- Great Dane
- Grizzly Bear Warning
- Groundhog Day
- Guess Who?
- Gum Crossing
- Hamlets Cats Soliloquy
- Have you Ever...
- He is a very smart dog
- Heaven
- Heavenly Help
- Hedgehog, Giraffe, Dental Hygeine
- Hellacious
- Hillbilly Animal Etiquette
- Holy Moley
- Horny Frog
- Horny Mouse
- Horny Rooster
- Horny Toad
- Horse Sense
- How do you catch a polar bear?
- How good it is going to be
- How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change A Light Bulb?
- How many Polish people does it take to milk a cow?
- How To Bathe A Cat
- How To Catch A Polar Bear
- How To Clean A Cat
- How To Give A Cat A Pill
- How to give your cat a pill
- How to give your Cat a Pill.
- Huey, Dewy, and Puddles.
- I Didnt Know They Had Hats
- I got arrested
- I Guess Thats Fair
- I Like Monkeys
- I think that Im a chicken
- Id die for you...
- Ill use my seeing eye dog
- IN YOUR LIES
- Indian Promiscuity
- Indian Universal Language
- Instant Cow Attraction!
- Insulting Parrot
- Investigating a terrible accident
- Its a cats world after all!
- Jesus & the Robber
- Jesus Is Gonna Get You
- Jesus is Watching
- Jesus Saves
- Jewish Dog Does Tricks
- Kangaphant
- Kangaroo Sleepovers
- Kewl Cat Quips!
- King of the Jungle...
- Knock knock... cows
- Knock Knock... Roxanne
- Lab Monkeys
- Lice-nse to Ill
- Lion, Tiger, Lawyer, Elevator
- Lisping Midget
- LIZARDS
- Lonely
- Love Stinks
- Lucky dog
- Lunatic & his dog
- Mad Cow Disease
- Mad Cow Disease
- Mad Cow!
- Mad Dog!
- Make a Sentence
- Math Dog
- Meals on Wheels
- Miss Muffet
- Missing goat
- Missy in heat
- mommy
- More Brains Than Dogs
- Moron
- Mosquito and camel
- Mouse ran up her leg
- Movie dog
- MS Vs GM
- Ms. Piggy Counts
- My dog named sex
- My Paw
- Naked man
- National Books About the Elelphant
- Never talk to the parrot
- New Dinosaur Theory?
- New dog breed
- NIGHT SHIFT
- No Sex on the Ark!
- Not Going To Try This Again
- Ode to a Glow Worm
- Oh Deer!
- One Chicken, One Road, Many Reasons
- One-Eyed Blonde
- Outside a Dog...
- Outside a Dog...
- Packing Elephants
- Panda Bear
- Pantyhose
- Parrot Talk
- Pay the Price
- Penguin & JFK, Jr.
- Penguin Delivery Service
- Penguin goes into a bar
- Pic & Sav
- Pig In A Bar
- Pig In Summer
- Pig-ipede
- piggy
- Pink Parts
- Pitbull and PMS
- Planet of the Apes: Secrets Revealed
- Polar Bears
- Poof! Youre a dog.
- Poor Couple
- Praying Parrots
- Preparing Chickens
- Psychiatrists Best Friend
- Puppy Love
- Purchasing a new bird
- Q: Did you hear about the cowboy who got himself a dachshund?
- Q: Did you hear about the new breed in pet shops?
- Q: Diner: Do you serve chicken here?
- Q: Have you heard of that disease that you get from kissing birds?
- Q: How can you tell if an elephant is getting ready to charge?
- Q: How do you know if there is an elephant under the bed?
- Q: Is it good manners to eat fried chicken with your fingers?
- Q: What did the chick say when it saw an orange in the nest?
- Q: What do you get if you cross an elephant with a whale?
- Q: What do you get when two giraffes collide?
- Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?
- Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?
- Q: What has four legs and an arm?
- Q: What is the difference between a cat and a comma?
- Q: What is the difference between a rottweiler and a social worker?
- Q: What kind of dog tells time?
- Q: Where do dogs go when they lose their tails?
- Q: Where does a blackbird go for a drink?
- Q: Which side of a chicken has the most feathers?
- Q: Why did chicken Dr. Kevorkian cross the road?
- Q: Why did chicken Jim Morrison cross the road?
- Q: Why did the chicken cross the beach?
- Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
- Q: Why did the chicken cross the road twice?
- Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
- Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
- Q: Why did the chicken IRS representative cross the road?
- Q: Why did the chicken lawyer cross the road?
- Q: Why did the chicken lawyer cross the road?
- Q: Why did the chicken scientist cross the road?
- Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
- Q: Why did the elephant cross the road?
- Q: Why did the elephant cross the road?
- Q: Why did the Iraqi chicken cross the road?
- Q: Why did the turtle cross the road?
- Q: Why do birds fly South?
- Q: Why do elephants drink so much?
- Q: Why do elephants have trunks?
- Q: Why do hens lay eggs?
- Q: Why do hummingbirds hum?
- Q: Why do seagulls live near the sea?
- Q: Why dont they play poker in the jungle?
- Q: Why is a tree like a dog?
- Q: Why was the crow perched on a telephone wire?
- Question and answer animal jokes
- Quiz For My Smart Friends
- Rabid Dogs are Useful
- Raven and Dog
- Regular toad and horny toad
- Return the Dog
- Rocket Science
- Rodeo
- Rubber Chicken
- Rules for Cats
- Rules For Stray Cats
- Rules of Ettiquette for Inexperienced Cats
- Sabi
- sandpaper
- Sandwich
- Saving the Oppossum!
- Scared Monkey
- Screwing Rooster
- Seagulls Final Resting Place
- Self-Explanatory
- Sex With Gorilla
- Sharing a Donkey
- Shoot The Pig
- Shooting an Elephant
- Short cat riddles
- Signs Your Cat Has Learned Your Internet Password
- Signs your cow has mad-cow disease.
- Singled Out
- Skipped Church Lately?
- Skunk
- Skunked Again
- Smart Blonde
- Smart Dog
- Smart Rooster
- Snails Pace
- Sons Devoted to Mom
- Statue Fantasy
- Steven Wright on dogs
- Stupid master
- Susie walkin the dog!
- Swallowed A Mouse
- Talking Dog
- Talking Dog
- Talking Dog
- Tasks for easy Cash
- Taxidermist
- Teachers Pet
- Teddy bear
- Termite Fun. Yep, Termite Fun.
- Thanksgiving Turkey
- The amazing flying dog
- The Ant
- The Bear and the Rabbit 2
- The big pause
- The Brown and White Cows!
- The Cat And the Milkman
- The chicken
- The Chicken and The Egg
- The Chicks Fire
- The Chihuahua
- The cow?
- The Creation of Man
- The Dead Dog
- The Dead Dog
- The difference between a cat and a comma
- The Dog
- The Elephant
- The Enchanted Snake
- The Farmers Prize Goat
- The Fly
- The Foul Mouthed Parrot
- The Fowl-Mouthed Parrot!
- The funeral!
- The great rabbit escape!
- The high price of suede
- The Law of the Jungle
- The Lion
- The little puppy
- The little puppy
- The Lyin King
- The Magician and the Parrot
- The monkey and the pool ball
- The moral of the story is...
- The Most Unfriendly Error Message
- The Mule
- The Ocotpus!
- The Other Side
- The Panda Bear
- The parrot and the plumber
- The parrot who wouldnt talk.
- The plumber has arrived
- The plumber has arrived
- The preacher buys a parrot
- The Rabbit and The Bear
- The Rich Lady and her Butler
- The Road Runner
- The Rooster
- The Secret Diary of a Cat
- The Seven Dwarfs
- The Smartest Dog Ever
- The snail
- The Snake
- The snake and the new glasses
- The Special Pig
- The Speech
- The story of the bats
- The Talking Frog
- THE TALKING PARROTS
- The teacher
- The Teachers Gift
- The Three Moles
- The Three-legged Pig
- The Toy
- The Very Special Parrot!
- The Walrus
- There was just a dog fight
- Theyre boasting about race records
- Things Dogs Must Try To Remember
- Things Ive Learned From My Cat
- This dog is acting bad
- This is one smart dog
- THOSE NAUGHTY, NAUGHTY PETS!
- Three (other) little pigs...
- Three Dogs
- Three Dogs
- Three Hunters
- Three in one
- Three legged Donkey
- Three very tough mice
- Three-legged Dog
- Throwing Stuff Down A Mineshaft
- Tigger.
- Tortoise with no legs
- Trying To Fly
- Turkey Rhythm
- Turtle Crossing
- Turtles and Picnics and a Minor Tragedy
- Twelve Inch Pianist
- Two fools are about to go flying
- Two Old Men
- Two roaches having a discussion
- Unique Parrot
- User Guide
- Vampire Blood Bath
- Ventriloquist and the Indian
- Vet
- Walkin in a Doggie Wonderland
- Warning: Ignore the parrot!
- Washing the Dog
- Washing the Dog
- Water On The Inside
- We Can Fix It
- Weasel chomping
- Whale of a Story.
- what
- What Are Ya, Chicken?
- What do you call a dog with no legs?
- What do you call a dog...
- What do you call a dog...
- What do you call...
- What Sex is Polly?
- What, Exactly, Are Cats?
- Whats The Difference?
- Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?
- Who is Marylou?!?
- Who Let The Blondes Out?
- Whoops!
- Whos That Dog?
- Why did the chicken cross the road ?
- Why did the chicken cross the road?
- WHY DOGS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN
- Whyd the chicken cross the road?
- Wifes Birthday
- Windows 95
- Words to live by
- Worries about mad cow disease
- Yabba Dabba
- Yo mama so fat...
- yo mama so fat...
- Yo Mamas So Fat... Zoo
- Yo mamas So Stupid...Penguin
- Yo mamas So Ugly
- You could feed them a lot faster
- You Do Not Have To Oil Animals
- You Filthy F***ing Parrot
- Youre So Fat
- Youre So Ugly
- Zebras in heaven
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