06
Apr

Some Blonde Joke Quickies

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Q. How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?

A. She gets the pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece.

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Q. What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?

A. Look! They spelled MACYs wrong!

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Q. Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?

A. Her blinker was on.

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Q. What do you call a blond skeleton in a clothes closet?

A. The 1960 hide-and-go-seek champion.

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Q. How did the blonde hurt herself while raking the leaves?

A. She fell out of the tree

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Q. How do you get a twinkle in a blondes eye?

A. Shine a flashlight in her ear.

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Q. Why did God give every blonde two more brain cells than a cow?

A. So they dont moo-moo when you pull on their tits.

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Q. How do blonde brain cells die?

A. Alone.

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