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Feb

Some comments from Julius

These are all true Groucho Marx anecdotes garnered from The Portable
Curmudgeon compiled by Jon Winokur.

Groucho Marx was having problems sexually (premature ejaculation).
Someone recommended a topical cream guaranteed to prolong erection. When asked
later whether it worked, Groucho replied, I came rubbing the stuff on.

A guest on Groucho Marxs You Bet Your Life television show was a
woman who had given birth to twenty-two children. I love my husband, the
woman explained sheepishly.

I love my cigar too, Groucho said, but I take it out once in a
while.

[Ed: Reportedly Apocryphal]

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