Q. How did they advertise surplus W. W. II Italian rifles for sale?

A. Never fired, and only dropped once.

Q. Why does the new Italian Navy use glass bottomed boats?

A. So they can steer clear of the old Italian Navy.

Q. Why is Italian bread so long?

A. So they can dip it into the sewer.

Q. How is the Italian version of Christmas different?

A. One Mary, one Jesus, and 32 Wise guys.

Q. Who really killed John F. Kennedy?

A. Two hundred Italian sharpshooters.

Q. How does an Italian get into an honest business?

A. Usually through the skylight…

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