Soviet Sausage Joke #1

Capitalism, Socialism, and Communism have a meeting for tea at noon.

Capitalism and Communism arrive on time, but Socialism is nowhere to be found. Finally he arrives, out of breath and apologetic.

Im sorry, says Socialism, I was standing in line for sausage.

Capitalism says – Whats a line?

And Communism says – Whats a sausage?

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