[Note: this is in response to looking for a wife that you posted
about a month ago]

Looking for a Husband

Hardware Requirements:

Pleasant screen and durable chassis.
Hard drive – no floppies!
User definable sex drive.
Must come certified bug free.
Top-of-the-line joystick.

Software Requirements:

Compiler for IOHL (International Obedient Husband
Language) basic command subset (e.g. of_course_dear,
yes_I_will_watch_the_kids, just_use_the_credit_card).
Must be easily programmable.
Single-user mode ONLY.
Very-user-friendly interface.