08
Apr

Speeding

A
driver is pulled over by a police man.
Man: Is there a problem Officer?

Officer: Sir, you were speeding.

Man: Oh I see.

Officer: Can I see your licence please?

Man: Id give it to you but I dont have one.

Officer: Dont have one?

Man: Lost it 4 times for drink driving.

Officer: I see…Can I see your vehicle registration
papers please.

Man: I cant do that.

Officer: Why not?

Man: I stole this car.

Officer: Stole it?

Man: Yes, and I killed and raped the owner.

Officer: You what?

Man: Shes in the boot if you want to see.
The Officer looks at the man and slowly backs away
to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5
police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly
approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
Officer2: Sir, could you step out of your vehicle
please! The man steps out of his vehicle.
Man: Is there a problem sir?

Officer2: One of my officers told me that you have
stolen this car and murdered the owner.

Man: Murdered the owner?

Officer2: Yes, could you please open the boot of your
car please.
The man opens the boot, revealing nothing but an
empty boot.
Officer2: Is this your car sir?

Man: Yes, here are the registration papers.
The officer is quite stunned.
Officer2: One of my officers claims that you do not
have a driving licence.
The man digs in his pocket revealing a wallet and
hands it to the officer. The officer opens the wallet
and examines the licence. He looks quite puzzled.
Officer2: Thank you sir, one of my officers told
me you didnt have a licence, stole this car, raped
and murdered the owner.
Man: Bet you the lying bastard told you I was speeding,
too.

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