05
May

Stolen car

A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car.

Theyve stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator, she cried out.

However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time and the same voice came over the line.

Nevermind, I got in the back seat by mistake.

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