Stolen record

My friend and I were in a record store to buy a 45-speed record of
his favorite song. After he located it, he realized that he forgot his
wallet. Instead of going out and getting his wallet, he decided to get
a five-finger discount (shoplift) so he put it down his pants. Well,
as we were leaving the store, the cashier stopped him and said, Excuse me,
but is that a record in your pants? To this he responded, It may not be
a record, but Im mighty proud of it.

Yea, I know it didnt really happen, but I felt like
telling my joke in this manner :-).

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