Strangers talking about sports in bar

Heard this on one the radio this morning by some stand-up English comedian …

Ill never talk to anybody about sports in bar again. Last night I said to some guy,

I think Ireland have the best football team.

He said, No way, mate, the English football team is much better.

I said, YOUR NUTS!

And then he punched me right in the face. Thats the last time that Ill warn anybody that their balls are on fire …

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