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Apr

Swearing off men (adult)

A blonde at a party, was telling her friend that shed sworn off men for life.

They lie, they cheat, and theyre just no damn good, she moaned. From now on, when I want sex, Im going to use my tried and tested plastic companion, she said.

What happens when the batteries run out? asked her friend.

Thats simple, replied the blonde. Ill just fake an orgasm as usual.

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