09
Jul

Talking Animals

A ventriloquist was driving through farm country one day when his car breaks down. He walks up to a nearby farm and asks the farmer if he can call a tow truck. The farmer said sure and the call was made. While waiting for the truck to arrive the ventriloquist asks the farmer for a tour. The farmer says sure thing and off they go. The first pen they come to is the pigs. The ventriloquist decides to have a little fun and throws his voice into the pig pen. As they are standing there the guy asks the pig Pig how does the farmer here treat ya? the pig replies Well he feeds me garbage, but thats ok. He may end up eating one day but thats ok too The farmer looks agast at the pig and says Well that durn pig has never done that before The ventriloquist smiles. The next pen they come to is the Horse stable. The Guy turns to the horse and asks Mr. Horse, how is your life around this farm? The horse says Well he hooks me up to a plow and works me until I about fall over. Then he feeds me oats like it was some kind of gormet dish. I swear the guy is trying to kill me The Farmer says That horse has never been so talkitive! The take off walking and come to the sheep pen. Before the ventriloquist can say anything the farmer looks at him real earnest and says What ever those sheep say…Its a lie!!!

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