Tell a man that there

Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and hell believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.

How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?

If con is the opposite of pro, then what is the opposite of progress? Congress!

Why do we wait until a pig is dead to cure it?

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