A teacher was doing a study testing the senses of first graders,

using a bowl of Lifesavers.

The children began to say:

Red…………cherry,

Yellow…….lemon,

Green………lime,

Orange…….orange,

Finally the teacher gave them all honey Lifesavers.

After eating them none of the children could identify the taste.

Well, he said, Ill give you all a clue; Its what your mother may

sometimes call your father.

One little girl looked up in horror, spit her Lifesaver out and yelled:

Oh, my God! Theyre assholes!!!