Texas Surgeons

Three Texas surgeons were arguing as to which had the greatest skill.The first began: Three years ago, I reattached seven fingers on a pianist. He went on to give a recital for the Queen of England.The second replied: Thats nothing. I attended a man in a car accident. All his arms and legs were severed from his body. Two years after I reattached them, he won three gold medals for field events in the Olympics.The third said: A few years back, I attended to a cowboy. He was high on cocaine and alcohol when he rode his horse head-on into a Santa Fe freight train traveling at 100 miles per hour. All I had to work with was the horses ass and a ten gallon hat. Last year he became president of the United States.

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