09
Feb

The 3 convicts.

Three convicts were on the way to prison. They were each allowed to

take one item with them to help them occupy their time while

incarcerated.

On the bus, one turned to another and said, So, what did you

bring?

The second convict pulled out a box of paints and stated that he

intended to paint anything he could. He wanted to become the

Grandma Moses of Jail.

Then he asked the first, What did you bring?

The first convict pulled out a deck of cards and said, I brought

cards. I can play poker, solitaire, gin, and any number of games.

The third convict was sitting quietly aside, grinning to himself.

The other two took notice and asked, Why are you so smug? What did

you bring?

The guy pulled out a box of tampons and smiled. He said, I brought

these!

The other two were puzzled and asked, What on earth can you do with

those?

He grinned and pointed to the box and said, Well according to the

box.. I can go horseback riding, swimming, roller-skating….

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