The 3.10 train to Yuma

The train is leaving the station. A man yells through an open window to another man, still standing on the platform: Thank you for a wonderful weekend. And tell your wive shes better in bed than anyone else.

Another passenger then says: Excuse me, how can you tell someone that his wive is better in bed than any other woman?

Well, it isnt true, but Jones is a nice man, I just wanted to be polite.

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