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Feb

The Birth of a Candy Bar

One PAYDAY MR.GOODBAR wanted a BIT-O-HONEY so he took miss HERSHEYS behind the POWERHOUSE on the corner of CLARK and 5thAVENUE. He began to feel her MOUNDS with his BUTTERFINGER. That was pure ALMOND JOY. It made her TOOTSIE ROLL and he let out a SNICKER as she screamed OH HENRY while squeezing his PETER PAUL and ZAGNUTS. Miss HERSHEYS said: you are even better than the 3 MUSKATEERS. Soon she was a bit CHUNKY and nine months later had a BABY RUTH.

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