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A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the very handsome cab driver wont stop staring at her.


She asks him why he is staring He replies:


I have a question to ask you, but I dont want to offend you


She answers, My son, you cannot offend me When youre as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. Im sure that theres nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.


Well, Ive always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me. She responds,


Well, lets see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic. The cab driver is very excited and says, Yes, Im single and Catholic!


OK the nun says. Pull into the next alley. The nun fulfils the cab


drivers fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.


My dear child, said the nun, why are you crying?


Forgive me but I have sinned. I lied and I must confess, Im married and Im Jewish. The nun says, Thats OK. My name is Eric and Im going to a Halloween party