Why Dont We Mix Up the Two

(Tune, Why dont we get drunk…
with apologies to Jimmy Buffett)

Ive got a pound of Cesium,
Its burning gently near.
The sky-blue flame looks lovely,
But its noise I want to hear.
So darlin bring some water,
A couple pintsll do.
And why dont we mix up the two?

Why dont we mix up the two?
Cause Cesium and water,
Really make a wicked brew.
You say Ive got a death wish,
But honey, Im just blue.
So why dont we mix up the two?

—Songs of Cesium #29