The Engineer at the Golf Course

A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed, "Whats with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes!""Ineptitude!" The pastor said, "Hey, here comes the greens keeper. Lets have a word with him." [dramatic pause]"Hi George. Say, whats with that group ahead of us? Theyre rather slow arent they?"The greens keeper replied, "Oh, yes, thats a group of blind firefighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime."The group was silent for a moment.The pastor said, "Thats so sad I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight."The doctor said, "Good idea. And Im going to contact my ophthalmologist buddy and see if theres anything he can do for them."The engineer said, "Why cant these guys play at night?"

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