The Hospital Visit

Once upon a time, two little boys, Sammy and Tim, were sharing a room in the hospital. As they were getting to know each other a little bit, Sammy eventually asked Tim, “Hey Tim, whatre you in for?” “Im getting my tonsils out — Im a little worried,” said Tim. “Oh dont worry about it. I had my tonsils out and it was a blast! I got to eat all the ice cream and jello I wanted for two weeks!”“Oh yeah? replied Tim. “Thats not half-bad. Hey, Sammy, how about you? Whatre you here for?” “Im getting a circumcision, whatever that is,” Sammy answered.“Oh my god, circumcision? I got one of those when I was a baby and I couldnt walk for two years!”

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