The Newt

I heard this in Macon on the TV over the weekend:

Remember to set your clocks ahead one hour tonight … unless youre Newt Gingrich, then set your clock back 40 years.

Newt Gingrich is the USAs new Speaker of the House of Representatives, a paleo-conservative whose pronouncements, IMHO, are full of bombast and sophistry. Viz: This (bill which will reduce taxes for earners of UP TO $200,000 A YEAR) is good for the American Family!

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