02
Jun

The Nine Daze Of Christmas (rated)

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me

A dime bag of Panama Red

On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me

Two hits of acid

And a dime bag of Panama Red

On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me

Three snorts of coke

Two hits of acid

And a dime bag of Panama Red

On the forth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me

Four pink pills

Three snorts of coke

Two hits of acid

And a dime bag of Panama Red

On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me

Five pounds of hashish

Four pink pills

Three snorts of coke

Two hits of acid

And a dime bag of Panama Red

On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me

Six joints a smoking

Five pounds of hashish

Four pink pills

Three snorts of coke

Two hits of acid

And a dime bag of Panama Red

On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me

Seven cubes of crack

Six joints a smoking

Five pounds of hashish

Four pink pills

Three snorts of coke

Two hits of acid

And a dime bag of Panama Red

On the eight day of Christmas, my true love gave to me

Eight healthy roaches

Seven cubes of crack

Six joints a smoking

Five pounds of hashish

Four pink pills

Three snorts of coke

Two hits of acid

And a dime bag of Panama Red

On the ninth day, everybody ODd and they were all rushed to St. John General Hospital where they were given nine wiffs of nitro, and nine bottles of Valium. Then everybody ODs on Valium and they all die horribly…

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