The Origin of Chapstick

The Origin of Chapstick

The old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day. The local sheriff watched from his chair in front of the saloon as the Cowboy wearily dismounted and tied his horse to the rail a few feet in front of the sheriff.

Howdy, stranger…

Howdy, Sheriff…

The cowboy then moved slowly to then back of his horse, lifted its tail, and placed a big kiss were the sun dont shine. He dropped the horses tail, stepped up on the walk, and aimed towards the swinging doors of the saloon.

Hold on, Mister…


Did I just see what I think I just saw?

Reckon you did, Sheriff…I got me some powerful chapped lips…

And that cures them? Nope, but it keeps me from lickin em!

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