14
May

The Perfect Day According to HIM

10:00 Wake Up

10:02 Oral Sex



10:10 Big Breakfast



11:30 Drive up coast in Ferrari with gorgeous babe with big hooters



2:15 Enormous lunch



3:15 Oral Sex



3:25 Play sports with the guys



4:30 Drink beer with the guys



5:30 Meet Claudia Schiffer



5:40 Oral Sex



6:50 Huge dinner, more beer



11:00 Full on, get down, gorilla sex



11:10 Sleep


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