01
Nov

The Piano Player

A man walks into a bar and sits down. He notices a foot-tall piano player playing up a storm.

Man: Hey, this guys really good! Whered you get him?



Barkeep: Oh, I have a magic lamp that gives me anything I want.



Man: Can I try?



Barkeep: Sure just rub it and say what you want.



Man (rubbing the lamp): I wish for ten thousand bucks.



* Ten thousand ducks appear *



Man: What the hell happened? I asked for 10,000 BUCKS, not DUCKS!



Barkeep: Think I asked for a twelve inch pianist?


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