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May

The Shrine

One day 3 men went to a shrine to ask the Father for forgivness.

The first man went to the Father and said: Father, Father I have sinned! Father: What have you done? The first man: I have lied! Father: Drink the Holy water and you will be saved. And so the man drank the water and was saved.

Then the second man went up to the Father and said: Father, Father I have sinned! Father: What have you done? The second man: I have stolen from the jewelers! Father: Drink the Holy water and you will be saved. And so the man drank the holy water and was saved.

The third man went up to the Father and said: Father, Father I have sinned! Father: What have you done? The third man: I peed in the Holy water!

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