29
Nov

The Tearful Bride…

The Tearful Bride…

A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears.

She sobs, Robert doesnt appreciate what I do for him.

Now, now, her mother comforted, I am sure it was all just a misunderstanding.

No, mother, you dont understand.

I bought a frozen turkey roll and he yelled and screamed at me about the price!

Well, the nerve of that lousy cheapskate! says her mom.

Those turkey rolls are only a few dollars.

No, mother it wasnt the price of the turkey, it was the airplane ticket.

Airplane ticket…. What did you need an airplane ticket for?

Well mother, when I went to fix it, I looked at the directions on the package and it said –

Prepare from a frozen state, so I flew to Alaska!

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