The Top-20 Reasons Why Chocolate Is Better Than Sex

You can GET chocolate.
If you love me, youll swallow has real meaning with chocolate.
Chocolate satisfies, even when its gone soft.
You can safely have chocolate while driving.
You can make chocolate last as long as you want.
You can have chocolate in front of your mother.
If you bite the nuts too hard, chocolate doesnt mind.
Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names.
The word commitment doesnt scare chocolate.
You can have chocolate on top of your desk during working hours without upsetting your work mates.
You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
You dont get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.
With chocolate, theres never any need to fake it.
Chocolate doesnt make you pregnant.
You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
Good chocolate is easy to find.
You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
When you have chocolate late at night, it doesnt keep your neighbors awake.
With chocolate, size doesnt matter and its always great.

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